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It sits somewhere between cottage garden humor and farmer's market wit, the kind of thing you wear to the community garden plot when someone has already offered you three pieces of advice before 9 a.m. This is the shirt for the slow-growing, dirt-under-the-nails, I-planted-it-myself type who knows their way around a trellis and prefers to let the vegetables do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe garden does not owe anyone an explanation, and neither do you. 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