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The pea pod holds a mugshot placard reading \"PEAS\" while the cucumber holds one reading \"CUKES,\" both looking appropriately baffled and a little put-upon. It is the kind of design that rewards a second look, drawn in saturated garden greens against a cream-toned bold font that reads from across the farmers market. This shirt belongs to the gardener who grows their own food, appreciates a dry pun, and has strong opinions about what happens in their raised beds — and just as strong opinions about people who do not.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe garden is a peaceful place, and sometimes that peace requires a firm, vegetable-illustrated reminder to stay in your own lane. 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