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Don't Kale My Vibe Funny Skeleton Tee

Don't Kale My Vibe Funny Skeleton Tee

Regular price $31.99
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Protect your positive energy with this hilarious and punny skeleton design. It is a bold way to signal that your garden vibe is strictly protected forever.

This shirt features a laid-back skeleton who knows that a good attitude is the best fertilizer for any landscape. It’s a cheeky, high-energy tribute to the leafy green superstar of the kitchen garden, paired with a sophisticated "goth garden" aesthetic. The bold graphics and clever message make it a standout choice for your next community garden meeting or a busy afternoon spent transplanting your favorite kale seedlings.

This don't kale my vibe funny skeleton t-shirt is for the sassy spirits. It’s for the folks who believe that a green thumb should always include a sharp wit and a laugh.

For: kale lovers, goth gardeners, pun enthusiasts, vegetable growers, and as a hilarious gift for the friend who is known for their strictly positive botanical energy.

There may be a slight vintage, worn, texture that is part of the design. The tshirt color will show through slightly. This is intentional and part of the overall design.

Dont Kale My Vibe Funny Skeleton Tee Details:

Product features
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste, enhancing visual appeal.
- Elastic ribbed collar retains shape and adds comfort.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams, ensuring durability and fit.
- Made from soft, durable, and smooth 100% ring-spun cotton.
- Ethically produced; certified for quality and safety.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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Description

Gildan 64000
✅ classic fit with a crew neckline
✅ Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, the Gildan 64000 from the Gildan Softstyle® collection is a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
✅ Runs True To Size
✅ Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸

Perfect for showcasing your love for gardening and plant life; this classic t-shirt offers comfort, durability and style.

Washing Instructions

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!

Do not dry-clean; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors.

Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.

Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan.

Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.

Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid heavy items like coats or blankets.

Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.

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Shipping & Returns

Shipping

FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75
✅ Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order.
✅ Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery.

Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.

Returns

Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn’t right.

Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.

For refund inquiries, please contact us at gardeningtshirts@gmail.com

Eligibility for a Refund

✅ Product received is damaged or defective.
✅ The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

For any return questions, contact us at: gardeningtshirts@gmail.com

This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.

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